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Funny Questions
(1) Why would you take a pencil to bed?
(2) What has teeth but can't eat?
(3) What did the scissors say to the hair?
(4) What did one firecracker say to other?
(5) What says "quick, quick"?
(6) What do cats read at breakfast?
(7) Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?
Answers:
(1) To draw the curtains.
(2) A comb.
(3) It won't be long now.
(4) My pop is bigger then your pop.
(5) A duck with hiccups.
(6) Mews- papers.
(7) She want to know how long she'd slept.