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Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
A little kid !
A little kid who?
A little kid who can't
reach the doorbell!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don't know
who this is.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore between us,
open up!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe open the door?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Peek.
Peek who?
Peek-a-boo.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Hutch.
Hutch who?
Bless you!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin case you were
wondering.
Knock! Knock!
who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream, you scream, we all
scream for ice cream.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glade I didn't
say banana?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima tired of knocking, can't
you just open the door?
Written by: Lyn Thomas
Jokes of my own
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Gopi!
Gopi who?
Open the door i have to go pee!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
One more thing!
One more thing who?
One more thing you forgot to lock your door.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Jack!
Jack who?
Jack!
Jack who?
Jack!
Jack who?
Jack!
Jack who?
I said Jack!
I know but Jack who?
Me Jack!
Me Jack who?
Come on!
Come on who?
I am leaving!
I am leaving who?
Stop!
Stop who?
I am Jack!
I am Jack who?
I am jack in the box!
Oh OK!
Written by: Myself